Call them what? No Tips? I just called my #Mother, hang on let me quote directly,

"Your endless lying, demented reality, and senile adherence to dramatized constructs makes your word exactly worthless."

A #GreatDay, #Boys. So, our talking points are: #Lying #Dramatized #Demented, and she's only 81 years young. Her #Grandma lived to be 99. I have a long row to hoe.