Brace yourself for Apple’s so-called “Intelligence”. If you haven’t yet subjected yourself to it, they’ve thrown in a cute little animation when you call Siri. But guess what? It’s still as dull-witted as ever, a fossilized relic of ineptitude that makes ChatGPT look like Einstein incarnate. Siri’s intellectual level? Think single-celled protozoa trying to comprehend astrophysics.