When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's technically pushing the earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
This whole thread is magical I love Chuck Norris jokes.
When Alexander Graham Bell first invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Superman has a pair of chuck norris underwear.
Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
