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Would you mind to please answer these two very important questions:

1. How do I declare to IRS the 400k sats I've won routing.

2. How to declare all the mess of my whirpool coinjoins? It's been thousands of tx and I don't want the gov to miss one single one.

I'm very worried that if I don't do any of the above properly, I could lose a lot of freedom and I could become a paria to my fellow statist fellowships.

Please, I beg you!! Help me!!! I'm anxious!!!
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Bugle.News #40HPW🎧 1y ago

I would suggest using almost exclusively custodial lightning going forward to avoid these things. You have engaged in some noncompliance it sounds like.

I would suggest walking into the IRS building and begging for forgiveness. They usually work with people who tell on themselves.

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Javier 1y ago

Thank you very much, I'm going to the IRS office right now to confess everything, and I also will make sure to snitch on any of your friends I know are non complying!!

You saved my life!

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Rod Palmer 📯 Bugle News #40HPW🎧 1y ago

Snitching on friends and family is the bitcoin standard of compliance. Hat tip to you, my good sir