“SIR THIS MAKES NO SENSE; ACCORDING TO MY RECORDS? AS RECENTLY AS LAST MONTH YOU OWNED A HOUSE, SEVERAL CHAIRS, AND A SIZEABLE RETIREMENT ACCOUNT COMPRISED 100% OF MSTR STOCK. WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED?”

THE PLEBS SAID I WASN’T A REAL BITCOINER SO I TOOK THE NECESSARY STEPS.

You Leave my micro stack alone brian