You know what, all that crypto stuff is on a Ledger. I see that Ledger Live has a swap built in so I won't overcomplicate things. I swap it all inside of Ledger, then yeet the corn into a better place.
This guy has been hodling for 5 years, for what it's worth, he mastered the art of hodling. Now let's give him something that is worthy of his diamondhands.