“hmmm I think I’ll take the easy way out and use my future son’s face as a stepladder in order to find a wife”

22 years later

“I just don’t get my son, his sisters all got married and settled down right after college but he’s just always so pessimistic, like there’s GOTTA be girls who are into shorter fellows, right? He’s just so nihilistic about his chances on the market and I’m like “hey bud I had a rough time too but if I - a nerdy white guy in med school - could find a wife then YOU can too!!!“