I don't think I even wanna know what that means.

they keep existing way longer after humanity has checked out

The properties of real food that make things rot/go rancid have been removed

Highly processed vegetable oil 👍 enjoy your coronary disease/diabetes lol

It’s a longer lasting industrial lubricant. You get more hours in between oil changes.

extended life for me, but not for thee!

Maybe its good for your engine?

My brain cannot process the scale of this image. 🫠