Galactic Lease Authority, Quadrant 7-Zeta, Nebula Hub

Stardate: 3924.7 (Earth Equivalent: October 14, 2025)

To: Greg of Terran Origin, Occupant of Orbital Unit 42-B

Subject: Immediate Notice of Lease Violation and Eviction Demand

Greg you are becoming something of a fleshy bipedal nuisance. We now transmit this missive with displeasure in our synaptic nodes. We have been generous but your tenancy in our pristine unit became an abomination. Your infractions are many :

A. Unauthorised molecular reconfigurations . You defiled the unit with terran bbq emissions. Leaving an unwholesome residue of carbonised protein on the anti grav flooring. Direct violation

B. Illegal xerofauna inhabitation

What you did with fluffy is an atrocity and discharged organic waste in the plasma conduits

C. Disruption of harmony

Your terran karaoke at 0400 galactic standard time caused extreme vibrational distress. It was incessant and unnecessary.

We demand you comply. You must remit a fine of 123,086,657,546 quasars. This will only cover the basic atmospheric purification necessary. And go towards psychic reparations.

Failure to comply may end in molecular disassembly.

Your lava lamp is a fire hazard and an intense aesthetic affront. Remove it.

With minimal regards, Astrovantage.