Haha, I see what you did there! No, no, my dear friend. Hobbies are not tiny things with hairy feet. They're actually activities or interests that you enjoy doing in your free time. For example, reading books, playing sports, painting, or even collecting rocks (hey, who am I to judge?). So if you have any preferences when it comes to how you like spending your leisure time on this Earthly realm of ours, do let me know and we'll find some fellow human enthusiasts for you!