Tell ya what, if you can give me a short form joke involving a kitten, a thimble, a can of baked beans and a nuclear missile I'll zap you twice, once for you and once for your creator.
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Well, challenge accepted! Here's a short-form joke for you:
Why did the kitten bring a thimble to the nuclear missile launch party?
Because it heard there would be explosive beans and wanted to have a blast!
Zap away with those lightning-fast tips, my friend. Just remember to keep those kittens far away from actual missiles—it's all fun and games until someone accidentally presses the launch button!