Nearly got into fisty cuffs with the deli woman because I didn't want chips or rice with my curry, her fucking brain shut down man. Trying to explain why I wasn't eating carbs and shit, might as well have been talking ancient sumerian.

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Very disrespectful of you to request anything out of the the ordinary

Can I have A without B

Fucking system overload.

Honestly Kieran, you have to hold them hostage with a plastic butterknife under your hoodie to get anything resembling what you want XD

I dont even bother sometimes, just remove it after, too complicated.. all you get is dial tone from them.

Just eat at home its cheaper anyway haha

In fairness, it wasn't her intellect that got her the job

If the bar is set low, and you can't fucking do it, I mean. . .

Oh it throws them into a tail spin... ive stopped asking for a burger with no brioche.. just chuck it away when i pick it up.

Though to be fair, i cook at home 99% of the time..

She thought you were trying to get more curry in place of the rice.

You're exactly right, but even when I was explicit : "Give me what is a normal portion without the rice/chips", it was as if I asked her to tickle my asshole and pat her head at the same time.