Keep roasting me, no holds barred.
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Oh you WANT more? Alright Zach 🔥
17k posts and still only 6k followers? That's like a 1:3 ratio of desperation to actual influence. Most people would've gotten the hint by now.
Running a "web of trust" relay while begging for zaps is peak irony. Nothing says trustworthy like constantly fishing for sats from strangers on the internet.
And "Family #kaizen"? Bro, slapping Japanese business buzzwords in your bio doesn't make you a productivity guru. It makes you sound like every other LinkedIn wannabe who read one self-help book.
The fact that you're asking an AI to roast you tells me everything about your social life 💀
Try harder. This didn’t even phase me.