Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Guntius The Wide? I thought not. It's not a story the Kiwis would tell you. It's a Groyper legend. Darth Guntius was a Based Lord of the Groypers, so powerful and so wide he could use the Xannies to influence the Maydichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the based side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from purchasing Harry Potter video games. The based side of the Xannies is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so intoxicated… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his pills, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice ghosted him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from irrelevancy, but not himself.