I used to go out with a girl and her mum was a big fat lassie from Chicago. Her fondest memory of Chicago was that there was a McDonalds that tests menu items there before going nationwide, she used to bore me to death. Her daughter was shit in bed too , but that's a separate issue.

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i’m dying at this omg. not you airing her out like this

She was all into Lolita dress up and sex toys , and I confused that for kink , but she just ended up using the vibrator the whole time, waste of my time man.