Is it true that Americans don't use kettles?

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I've been telling people as if it's fact but I can't remember where I heard it. Not planning to stop, just want to be aware of whether I'm spreading disinformation again or no.

I have also been saying this as if it's a fact. I went to America and didn't see a kettle. As in an electric kettle, they have ones you put on a hob. But maybe I was just mixing with the wrong kettle folk.

You know you really shouldve tagged coffeech*in. Just saying 😰

Won't they all be using those Nespresso thingies or is instant coffee still around?

Oh yeah. Surely they still need boiling water for stuff. Like pasta or tea. Maybe there is no need for an electric kettle over there

Imagine living like that.

'living' pffff

Standing around all day for some hob kettle to whistle so you can have some shitty tortellini pfff pffffff

They probably don't even do that but just wait for the water to boil in the pan like savages.

Wanna go halves on an electric kettle shop in America? 🤔

It sounds like a license to print money, but I worry that they're happy the way they are. They're odd like that.

Maybe they microwave a cup of water??

Now THAT sounds like the American way!

Oooh I bet the rich ones have one of those boiling water taps!

You'll be talking mass spicy on here about Americans.

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Maybe it's just electric kettles they don't use. We need Jonathan Ross or Louis Theroux to go back and make fun of them for it.

This is why they killed sid vicious

Lol

We use kettles (yes, electric ones too #[5]​ ) this is the one I use. But we don’t drink nearly as much tea as other countries so you probably don’t see as many

Shit, that's fancy. We don't have anything like that here.

I know right 👀👀👀 I just have one that is probably poisoning me with microplastics 🤤🤤🤤

This is how we do it in Australia. It's called a "billy" and if you look closely you'll see that it's actually an empty dog food can.

Ah yes, you got that from the Brits. This is how we do it. We kept a slightly more traditional technique

Good job recycling the dog food cans 👍 I use my empty ones to drink the tea I make in my electric kettle

I usea billy all the time, love my billy.

It was most likely the Irish that brought them to Australia.

A lot of our travelling folk were tin-smiths , and defo ended up in Oz .

Thats why they were/are called tinkers.

Yeah, a ton of then ended up here. It's funny because now their descendents have no idea what their own history is and they're all rushing to apologise for the sins of the English government of the early 19th century.

Lets not kid ourselves , none of us know our history.

Except for Ancestry, they know everyone’s history….apparently 😉

So Aussies boil their water in dog food tins, this explains so much…

Hey us upside down people know how to use our imagination for almost anything 😂

I feel like doing ordinary things in the most ridiculous possible way is a big part of your national pride.

Yep and we take a lot of pride in this 🫡😂

Gonna drop this here to see if any Americans know what it is...

I'll give you clue it's a KET-tle. It's for making ket.

traditional American west coast kettle

I'm learning so much from this thread

Is there a better way to get that flavor?

I have tried this, but I never got into the flavour. I should try again. Actually 🤔 it might be the most #gothstr 💅 tea

I like it but my family makes fun of me, says I’m drinking cooked squirrels.

That sounds p badass tho lol

Of course we do.. we make tea in a kettle at home.. my mom still make coffee with an old coffee maker..

Define kettle

You too!!!! You wanna be on some shut too

Got it electric kettles are a touchy subject 🤝

I thought he was joking with us 👀👀

This kettle thing is getting weirder and weirder lol

It was an honest question asked in good faith, I swear.

Not how i pictured ww3 to start but here we are

😂😂😂

Best not bring up teapots 👀👀👀👀

I've never owned a teapot (fun fact!!!).. bet my life would improve if I did tholol

Not a englishmen teapot wittyness isnt in my toolkit

i'm American and have owned a teapot so I think I might be more Bri'ish than you? I have an electric kettle, a kettle kettle, and a KET-tle. but i'm prob not your avg American 🫣

I need to get me a fucking teapot before they deport my ass

this thread made me laugh so hard this morning. omg. pls don't shit on Americans. we need our work force as happy as possible. have you seen our debt?!?!?! wtf glhf

Lol I really didn't think this thread was bad at all. Somewhat bamboozled by the reaction, as they say.

Same lol now i am confused for real ?😂

we're all just a buncha unbalanced nervous systems bumping into each other oops

yes, im absolutely jk. I laughed at the thread and even harder at the reaction 😳🫣

That's how my family ended up in Australia.

It's too hot for me there 😭😭 I'll get the fucking teapot.

Fucking Australia mods always on my case.

Lol 👍 Close close.

Ok, just to confirm lol. Is it a kettle you put on the hob or is it electric?

I put it on your mom's pussy and I warm it up that way.

So it's electric? 🤔 cos my mom is a computer

Our tea kettles just have a different look in the states

Is that for lighting a gas stove?

I asked my wife if she'd heard about this and she said maybe it's just one of those weird cultural differences "you know, like how English people have carpet in their bathrooms and no shower."

Her words.

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Is a kettle the thing that the machine drips coffee into?

Such a simple question , tonnes of replies , still no answer ?

No, some dude had a meltdown though. The short answer seems to be that some Americans do but other Americans think they're weird. Either that or some Canadians hijacked the thread and are fucking with us.

Bro had a meltdown over a kettle, fuck me sideways.

Americans use them for target practice, or as weapons themselves.

I use an electric kettle to make coffee and tea, but I think I’m in the minority as Americans aren’t generally big tea drinkers and most people just have crappy coffee makers.

what is a kettle??? LOL 🤣

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