Put that bottle of poison down, you won't regret it.

That picture signifies very important social trends in the average male:

Mouth breather

Soylent grin

Hipster

Alcoholism

Close your mouth, stop funding your oppression with vice taxes, stop eroding your body's natural function, most especially your digestion and manly nobility, and stop being a submissive pussy. And put down the mobile phone a bit more.

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