Escaped military horses running through London streets, 24 April 2024. The black horse collided with a taxi and the white one smashed the windscreen of a double-decker bus. 4 people were taken to the hospital. 
Discussion
They must have thought they were being redeployed to the Ukrainian Front 💜
“Even if the four horseman of the apocalypse emerged from a portal straight from the gates of Hell, trailing behind them with burning torches, the public would just think oh dear they got loose and worry about getting to work on time.”
Yup. Since when did five Household Cavalry troopers get bucked off simultaneously? It’s such a blindingly obvious occult ritual symbol.
General public: “Oh dear. Poor horsies”.
Who else has:
- Rishi Sunak
- Theleme Partners
- Moderna
- Turbocancer
- Princess
... all in a straight line on their Conspiracy Bingo card?