So my daughter and I are driving about 80 MPH and out of no where a bunch of birds decided to poop on my car. Lexi freaked out, I smiled and said “life is always a perception.” Lexi confused by this immediately asked what I meant, so I told her “watch this!”

I looked up meaning of bird poop, and there it was, the Gold I was looking for!

Quick Google Search Said:

If a bird poops on you or anything you own, it's said to be good luck. The superstition is based on the rare odds of actually being pooped on by a bird. With as many birds as there are in the sky, it's supposedly more rare to be pooped on by one than it is to win the lottery.

And there it is, folks. There is always beauty to be uncovered when life gives you shit. 🤍

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You would google “spiritual meaning of bird poop” going 80

😂🤣🤣 you know I would 🧡🦅🦜🐥🐦

Literally Lol’d

I’m still LOLing 😂😂😂

I made myself lol earlier lemme find

Change my mind, this was hilarious 🤭 nostr:note17pdrr939lvywan0ha3r62292g97prkzwr7rnlup03pxv77960q2s2q9y0p

That looks less like bird poop and more like bug splatter in the south.

It is the south, but this is post windshield wipe.. was def poop attack 😅😂