The Bitcoin objection I'm looking forward to most:
"Why won't Bitcoin go to zero, after all that's what just happened to Ethereum?!"
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Won't be long, my friend
It'll be a happy day. The fight is supposed to be against government fiat, not inferior Bitcoin copies and their shady marketing.
Ah fuck, I hadn't thought of that.
The mother of all shitcoins dumpster-fire is going to burn brighter than the rest.