Why should I hire you?
Follow up question, what syndrome do you suffer from and what's your fucking problem?
Discussion
To answer both questions I am willing and able to sit in front of a computer screen for 8 hours a day staring off into space until I can go home (with a break for lunch.)
Great. Now, please entertain my superiority complex and take these 16 personality questionnaires and 54 skills assessment before I take my time and forget you exist.