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England needs a new King Arthur.

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I volunteer 🙋🏾‍♂️

There in lies the problem

Having to pull a sword out of a rock would at least eliminate a lot of the weak bitches running for office.

Good point

It depends on who the merlin is.

Arthur was selected

Before there's an Arthur we first need an Uther,

is secretly spirited into his enemy's castle disguised as her husband and fucks his wife

I was unaware of this.

He'll arise when an English monarch, or a better replacement, figures out that the sword is in a stone called #Bitcoin .

Using that sword, he'll slay the corrupt bankers that have held the crown and the people in servitude via usury.

jfc

Not every myth has to be about bitcoin

I insist. I shall inject Bitcoin into every myth and directly into your brain via a giant orange syringe that might also serve as a dildo.

He'll arise when an English monarch, or a better replacement, figures out that the sword is in a stone called #Bitcoin .

Using that sword, he'll slay the corrupt bankers that have held the crown and the people in servitude via usury.