I'll be damned if it doesn't feel like being recruited into something kinky, but fuck it--wouldn't be the first time. When's the hazing?

Hi #plebchain. My name is Caressa. I move around a lot. My parents were narcissists. I don't have a dick. My claim to fame is causing a famous rock star to pitch a tent on the massage table, then being invited to join the band on tour--I'm not even a masseuse. I've never watched a single episode of Friends. I prepare my coffee the same way I like sex: piping hot, first thing in the morning, and from a French press. That should tell you everything you need to know. People here collect coins or something, yeah? Which way to the smoking corner? 🚬