Mom has been asking me constantly, almost at an annoying level, (without even listening to my answer!) why I prefer being single right now as she's not familiar with me not having a girlfriend for the first time in the last 20 years. I always simply reply, "Where can I find a woman half as good and feminine as you, Mom? Or not half as good but at least not a social media addict, attention-seeking, high-maintenance queen with a shitload of selfies or photos of themself on their profile?"

At this point, women are a waste of time--at least my time. Wifey-material girls are such a rare creature. God blessed those who've found one. Hell yes, I'm not a closed mind person. If such a rare creature appears, I won't let the chance slip. But for the time being, I have a ton of better things to do. And paying attention to women is not one of them.

Hope you understand and are not angry with me, Mom.

Peace out.