"HEH, PRETTY NICE TUNE, ANTONIO FAGTANO. BUUUUUT THE SONG ON THE WHOLE ISN'T GOOD"

"WH-WHAT WHY? ITS WHIZZER ITS EXCELLENT!"

"THE WHINY GUITAR AND VOCALS ARE OK, BUT THE LYRICAL THEMES ARE NOT FULLY DEVELOPED. WE NEVER DO LEARN WHAT THE MATTER WAS WITH THESE HOMIES DISSING THE LYRICAL PROTAGONIST'S GIRL. UNDERCOOKED, FIVE OUTTA TEN."