That's cool, but hopefully you can see how a cursory glance would lead me to at least joke that you're an AI, right? It's not your typical direct note type of style. Don't let my intrusion and comments bother you, just having some fun with Sweary, as we like to butt into each other's comments a lot.
I think differently too, we probably all do if you get past the casual conversation level.
Are you native English speaker? My guess would be no, as the tenses here and there of some words are slightly off to my reading.