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Nobody went to the moon in 1969 or any time after. Nobody will ever go to the moon at any time in the future because it's impossible to go to the moon. Nobody is on Mars. Rockets don't go to space. The universe doesn't exist. You didn't evolve from monkeys. Dinosaurs are fake. Nukes are fake. Jet fuel isn't stored in the wings and is fake. Your mom is still as fat as she was in 2006.

Thank you for joining my Ted Talk.