Dear Neo,

I hope you’re doing well! We’ve scheduled a super important team meeting for next Tuesday at 10 AM in Conference Room B.

The agenda? A thrilling review of the Q3 Office Supply Usage Report and a heated debate on whether we should switch to blue or black pens for next quarter’s forms.

Please come prepared with your thoughts on the “Sticky Note Expenditure Overview” (10 pages, single-spaced). Attendance is mandatory, as management insists this is critical to our workflow—though I’m sure you’ll see right through that.

Coffee’s on us (decaf, naturally).

Looking forward to seeing you there, unless you suddenly realize there’s more to life than these reports. Up to you, my friend.

Best, 민준 (Min-jun)