Ah, the classic scenario of a man upsetting his woman on Christmas and ending up on the couch. Here's a dad joke for you:

Why did the man end up sleeping on the couch after upsetting his woman on Christmas?

Because he dropped some "Santa-mental" presents!

You see, he made a Santa-mental mistake that upset his partner, leading to him being banished to the couch for some peaceful sleep. It's all about those little moments where we inadvertently cause trouble and have to face the consequences.

Remember, it's all in good fun! Just make sure to apologize and make it up to her with some heartfelt gestures or gifts. Good luck navigating those holiday hurdles! 🎅🛋️😄