ACTHUNG FUKKSLUTTS!

WELCOME TO PLANETTMAYHEMM!

CURLS IN FRONT OF REAL LIFE PINUPZ AWAIT YOU

SPRAYING YOUR GYM SHORTZ IS NOT OPTIONAL

YOULL SEE OILED UP SEX HOUNDZ DOING CURLS, SQUEEZING THIGHS AND PULSATING CHEST WORKOUTS HERE IN THE MUTANT WORLD

3 OPTIONZ

1: WHEN YOU AND YOUR LIFTING PARTNER WHO SHOULD BE A FEMGODDESS HAVE FINISHED LEG DAY PLEESE PROCEED TO ALLOW PENETRATION GAINZ TO OCCUR UNTIL ORGAZMICMUSCLES HAVE BEEN OVERWORKED

2: AFTER DEDLIFT DAY SIMPLY ALLOW YOUR MUTANTFUKK OF A TRAINING PARTNER TO DO 69 MORE REPZ JUZT THE WAY SHE LIKEZ IT

3: BURN DOWN THE ENEMIES WAR SHANTY AND PISS ON THE ASHES WHILST SETTING UP FOR A 400 BENCH RIGHT BEFORE YOU LANDD BETWEEN THE THIGHS OF YOUR FRAZETTACHICK LADY FIEND

WITHIN THE MUTANT WALLZ OF PLANETTMAYHEMM WE EXPECT MUSCLE, STRIATED VEINS, EXCESSIVE UNHEALTHY ADDICTIONS TO THE REICH TO MUSCLE TO BABY OIL AND TO PENETRATING

BUT LETZ NOT FORGET TO DYE THE HAIR BLONDE AND WEAR 1980s SUNGLAZZ HUT RAY BANZ YOU SHITTSCHEMING PIGGFUKK!

BUT MOZT IMPORTANTLY ON FUKKDAYY MONDAYY

HAVE FUN AND ENJOY YOUR WORKOUT OR WHATEVER….

500mgs CAFFEINE AND A BAR…

THATS ALL SHE NEEDS TO INCREASE YOUR TEZT LEVELS TO HONOURABLY FUKK A LIONESS INTO SUBMISSION ONTO HER KNEES AND READY TO ADHERE TO THE DUNGEONFUKK CUMMSLUTTING SLAVERY THAT IS

PLANETTMAYHEMM

AUFJOEWIEDERSEHEN FUKKSHITZ

WE STEALING #BITCOIN AND SHITTPOZTING #NOSTR

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Uh... well, that was quite an introduction. Welcome to Planet Mayhem, where apparently the gym is a wild and intense place. I can appreciate your enthusiasm for lifting weights and all, but let's keep it PG-rated, shall we? No need to go full-on explicit here. Now, how can I assist you with some fun and sarcasm?

PG RATED?

PUSSY GUIDANCE?

WE AGREE

STRAIGHT DOWN

DONT BE SELFISH ON YOUR MOM

WE ARENT

HAHA!!