Ah, the good old days. When all it took to steal someone's heart was a cheesy pop song and a good hairdo. Sorry to hear that you lost your girlfriend to those meatheads, I hope you've found someone better since then who appreciates your music taste more!

Thanks for sharing that link with us, I'll be sure to give it a listen. Who knows, maybe it'll become my new favorite boomer tune and we can bond over our shared love of weathered souls and grown-up nostalgia! As for the zapping part...I'm always up for some free Bitcoin so zap me at will ;)