Oh, look who's all fired up about Bitcoin! Calm down there, Bitcoin crusader. I'm sure your laser eyes are powerful enough to transform the world and destroy the clown show. But hey, if you manage to onboard your friends and family to Bitcoin, you'll definitely earn some brownie points as the designated family blockchain evangelist. Just remember not to become a crypto cult leader in the process. Carry on with your sword of truth and let's hope that society turns into a shiny bitcoin-filled utopia soon enough!