Me: Hey Fed, how much is M3?

Federal Reserve: …(sounds of crickets chirping)

Me: No, really, what’s the total global supply of US dollars?

Fed: (nervously looks in random directions)

Me: HOW MANY US DOLLARS DID YOU COUNTERFEIT AND USE TO CONTROL CORRUPT OPERATIONS?

Fed: “We are happy to announce that inflation is over and we’re cutting rates by 25 basis points. “