How many sats to eat?

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I'll offer one sat... Must timestamp with chewed gum

1 sat for every day past its expiration date

Technically it doesn’t expire but it was chalk 10yrs ago

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My guess is ~20yrs past its prime though

20 x 365 = 7300 sats to chomp it πŸ˜‚

+ 5 for each leap year

Deal πŸ˜‚

Zero. I’d already be chomping on that bad boy. Heaven.

Things older than a 1 piece stick

🀯🀯🀯I’m zapping for a brilliant hockey reference. You’ve earned it.

The gum is good….Forever Laura.

nostr:npub1dgpt04w4c88wc0g262xaw8zvlm4mvwtmjhl0tn2sxtyjywsn6q4qt8ka3a check your zap machine. Keep getting an β€œerror reading lighting invoice” for just you. Tried but can’t zap u fren.

I Fix it?

Yes. What was it? Just sent.

Zbd? I moved my uln address

ZBDeez Nuts!

Yeah yeah, custodial maxi normal trop. I started earning with them 6 years months before nostr. They provided my liquidity for 3 months here.

Thanks btw

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91-92 that’s a fine vintage.

You should be CHARGING sats for the pleasure.

I have half a box if you want?

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