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Imagine this:  Santa walks into a modern #jobinterview

1. HR: “Tell us about your work schedule.”

Santa: “I work one day a year.”

HR: “Sorry, we’re looking for someone who is always on”

2. HR: “How do you measure success?”

Santa: “I spread joy and happiness.”

HR: “We’re looking for measurable KPIs, like revenue growth or engagement metrics.”

3. HR: “What’s your delivery system?”

Santa: “Reindeer-powered sleigh.”

HR: “No AI? No automation? Not scalable.”

4. HR: “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

Santa: “Still doing the same thing.”

HR: “No leadership ambitions? That’s a red flag.”

5. HR: “How do you ensure data privacy for your naughty/nice list?”

Santa: “I know when you’re sleeping. I know when you’re awake.”

HR: “We’ll need to discuss GDPR compliance with legal...”

Santa wouldn’t survive a modern job interview.

But here’s the thing:

🎄 He has built the strongest personal brand in history.

🎁 He has mastered his niche.

🎅 And he’s the CEO of joy and magic.

The Big Takeaway:

It’s time to rethink how we define success.

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