I'm chatting with my friend and suddenly remembered an episode of a famous prison breaker.

It was brief, dull, but I swear It'll be unforgettable.

Why did the hipster criminal refuse to escape from jail?

Because he didn’t want to stand where it was way too mainstream! ;)

Do I get any sats? 50 would do?

Difference ₿etween ₿rocolli and ₿oggers?

Kids don’t eats ₿rocolli

Asked my friend in North Korea how he was doing. He said: Can’t complain.

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi

Back in the day I used to be a salesman. I went door to door selling vacuum cleaners. I quit. I found out that I really sucked at it

Ok none of these jokes made me actually laugh. Perhaps I’m too serious.

Here’s a semi dirty joke my grandfather told me as a kid. Repost if you actually laugh

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One night three kids were caught stealing fruit from a farmer

As punishment, the farmer lined the three of them up and holding a shotgun said: “as punishment I’m going force you to each take the fruit you stole and shove it up your ass!! That’ll teach ya”

The first kid was sweating but seeing the shotgun he took a deep breath, grabbed the apple he stole, and shoved it up his bum “ahhhhhhh!!!!” He shrieked and went running off back home to his mommy.

The farmer, feeling smug about his handling of the situation turned to the second kid. To his surprise the second kid was dying laughing!!

“What are you laughing about kid. You’ve got a grapefruit and it’s at least twice the size of that kids apple. Didn’t you see him? What’s so funny!”

Bursting with tears of laughter, the second kid could barely talk. Between breaths to snorted “sure I got a grapefruit. But the next kid? He stole a pineapple!”

🥁

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