The users aren't apathetic, the devs are.

I just like them cuz I'm a girl and chicks dig polls. Only thing even cooler than a poll is a quiz, which is why my onboarding wizard should help them pick a Nostr daily driver client, by asking them questions like:

1. "What is your favorite flower?"

2. "Do you stack sats, bits, or have a credit card with a running balance?"

3. "Have you heard of someone named Odell?"

4. "Do you want to hang with some friends on here, or shout out at the world?"