this morning i had nostr:npub1ldn7g28j6rc49gmmyh2yk4z8y688hhuuzgs2v5q2erz784cegshs6427d0 muted for posting the below:

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but i decided to unmute in order to roast him properly as he deserves.

this cartoon is about you nostr:npub1ldn7g28j6rc49gmmyh2yk4z8y688hhuuzgs2v5q2erz784cegshs6427d0

imagine trying to explain to somebody like nostr:npub1ldn7g28j6rc49gmmyh2yk4z8y688hhuuzgs2v5q2erz784cegshs6427d0 that the reason their wife hasn't had sex with them in 5 years is because she is fucking all of their friends.

cuck: " WOW you are so negative ! can't you say something positive instead ? something encouraging ? "

friend: " positive and encouraging ... OKAY ... the head your wife gave me last night was really good, and i am looking forward some great time tonight fucking her ass "

cuck: " NOOOOO not like that ! ! ! "

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I will read the roast tonight over a glass of my fave vodka. I love a proper roasting.

🙏🏾for the unmute DS. Hopefully you don't regret it. 😅😂🤣.

Ok, DS, I have carefully reviewed and dissected your #roastnote & accompanying visual artifacts (the cartoon). I’ve concluded it was “good”.

But I know you can do better, I’ve seen your work.

So, as I sit here with a freshly chilled glass of Chopin being entertained by my roastnote, I can’t help but wonder, are you taking it easy on me bc you like me or bc you didn’t think I was worthy of your best. 🤷🏾‍♂️ I'm going with the former and not the latter bc who doesn't like Shashue.

At any rate, I’m glad you didn’t mute me, bc I like reading your replies, and muting me would mean I’d have to use another handle for my regular DS fix.

On a slightly different note, I want to elaborate a bit about my post from last night and hope this gives you more context and an example.

My daughter is a 28 y/o paramedic in the state of DE and she sometimes takes first responder calls to PA.

We engage primarily via text. But periodically it's a phone call. And yesterday it was a phone call.

When I get calls instead of a text message, it’s bc she was on a scene and has seen something I wish she didn’t have to see. Situations that involve societies most vulnerable, children, regarded folks, the elderly and sometimes animals. I should also add she is a new mom.

I get the calls because she is distraught and usually traumatized by what she has seen.

Those calls bother me bc I listen to what she’s experienced in it’s raw form, usually right after the fact and I wish she didn’t have to see those kinds of things.

Yes, I know she’s an adult and there are bad people that do sick isht in the world. I get that.

But eventually the conversation almost always morphs into “how to not let work poison the home or family”.

While she is not a cop, I wouldn’t be surprised if many of these stats are the same between cops and paramedics.

Stats like the divorce rates, PTSD, anxiety, etc.

So, I usually get the raw unfiltered experience that she witnessed. I’m glad it’s me and not her partner or son.

So, all that to say, getting on social media and having a big mic (however many followers you have) and transmitting the ugliness that does exist in the world…I mean….why? There is no algo to appease. Nostr folks already know the effed up things that people do. There are soldiers and cops on this platform with real body counts, they don’t need a reminder. I don’t.

Like I said earlier on, I do often read your notes (to other users) and have never replied until last night. And that was probably the result of a combination of things.

It’s a long one. But I wanted to make sure you understood where I was coming from.

If you feel more comfortable DM’ing a reply instead of chopping this out on the town square, I will read your reply.

That is all.

so your concern is that after a US Soldier comes back from a tour of slaughtering Women and Children in the Middle East for Israel that they now have PTSD and would rather not be reminded what they had done ...

i am more concerned about the Women and Children that they have slaughtered ... silly me

yes it is true many of them were idiots when they joined and then simply followed orders so maybe it is not fair that now they have to become unemployable due to their PTSD, followed by homelessness and ultimately suicide ...

but as Nietzsche said "what is falling should also be pushed" ... the sooner they kill themselves the sooner i can stop worrying about hurting their feelings by saying the truth about what they had done ...

i care about preventing murder, not preventing murderers from feeling sad about what they have done.

can't believe i have to explain this.

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Noted!