needless to say, after all these years I still don't trust elon musk or jack dorsey. and they don't trust me cause they think I'm gonna be mean to them if I ever get elected to any sort of High Level Executive Position.

I'm not saying I will but I'm also not saying I won't.

yeah yeah yeah I know it's as kosher as it gets but I'm still very fond of this current iteration of the CIA. I like military power and being around military people as they make me feel very safe. pretty much everyone at the state dept thinks I'm great except Antony Blinken. he's just mad that I'm not a Super Jew, I think.

we won't talk about the FBI rn.

mostly, I just don't want elon musk bothering me about subsidies and federal bennies as if he doesn't have enough of those.

you know what I'd tell him? I'd tell him, "why don't you ask your bestie Xi for more China bennies, bro?"

tbh, I think being a single woman might actually be of some benefit in procuring the Single Male Vote---a very important and prominent demographic given how shitty the dating situation is in America.

somebody's got to give single men hope.

pretty sure the DNC and RNC has never thought of it that way but they should!