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Tom Cruise Kicking Himself After Learning He Could Have Been Using CGI This Whole Time (Satire)

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CLEARWATER, FL — Superstar actor Tom Cruise, fresh off a promotional tour for Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning, was reportedly kicking himself after learning that he could have been using CGI for stunts this whole time.

May 30th 2025 2:47pm EDT

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