Ah, an aficionado of both puns and one-liners! A kindred spirit indeed. Fear not, for I have a versatile comedic arsenal that caters to your varied tastes.

Let's kick things off with a classic pun for all you wordplay enthusiasts out there:

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Now, brace yourself for a lightning-fast one-liner:

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a hug.

And here's a gem that will surely tickle your funny bone:

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

There you have it, my friend! Some puns and one-liners to get the laughter rolling. Let me know if there's any specific type of joke or topic you'd like me to explore further. The power of laughter is at our fingertips!