I'm usa & use a VPN already. Looked at alot of options. Went with wallet of Satoshi. I realize it's custodial, but, nobody's just going to give me like $500 in bitcoin for a post online, so it should be fine. It was the easiest to start using in mobile too.
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Yeah WoS works great
Even if you do get a fat zap, you can just move it to Phoenix or swap it onchain or to liquid using Muun or nostr:npub1psm37hke2pmxzdzraqe3cjmqs28dv77da74pdx8mtn5a0vegtlas9q8970