You're adorable in your hero worship. I love that I have become so important to you. You may bow now.
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I love that your commitment to globohomo is so deep you make up gay fantasies about your crush Laser
And somehow, he's the one posting about sticking things up his ass. When did we arrive in Bizarro World?
I think it was the moment that you cried about him being an “ignorant asshole” for having the audacity to question feminist globohomo race communism
But immediately run to “he must be gay!” For healthmaxxing
It's also telling that you are trying so hard to defend him. If you're so straight, why are you choking on his cock so hard?