🌌 Picture a world where dawn breaks every 117 days, but to spin fully takes 243. Meanwhile, it races around the Sun so fast that a year ends before a single day. Venus is the maestro of paradox: a backward-spinning planet shrouded in acid clouds, where time itself defies Earthly logic. Maybe an ancient collision cursed it to this slow dance, or it’s just a cosmic rebel laughing at our expectations. 😵‍💫