But here's the thing, I've long already embraced the fact that I am a professional asshole. In fact, I'm more of a PhD of asshology these days. Professional Asshole was a college nickname that I was notorious for.

In fact, I'd actually embraced it. I used to always introduce myself that way. However, I'm far more smarter now than I was when was a dumbass boozed professional asshole hence why I'll refer to myself as Dr. Asshole.