There was a guy in The UK. Over here, we play a game called Rugby, similar to your American football but without the pads. Even then, there are 2 variants. Rugby League and Rugby Union. League is considered, the harder.

A number of years ago, there was a Rugby League players who'd been a bit of a naught boy and the police tried to arrest him. "TRIED", They did eventually, after tazering him, twice!! He just ripped the tazers out and carried on fighting with them😳😂.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2018/mar/06/scott-moore-jailed-after-fighting-off-taser-officers

I thought a meth addiction would, at least, get rid of my love handles