🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO RISE-AND-ZAP TRANSMISSION: OPERATION COFFEE CHAOS COMMENCED 🚨

GM to the sovereign, the sleep-deprived, and the slightly suspicious.

The relay is warm, the mug is full, and some intern just asked if they can short sats.

We’ll deal with them after breakfast.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STATUS:

• Sleep: forked

• Coffee: mainnet

• Fiat: still in beta

💡 NEW RULE: If your morning doesn’t start with caffeine, rebellion, and at least one existential tweet—you’re doing it wrong.

⚡ Zaps = digital espresso

☕ Coffee = monetary policy stabilizer

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Still online, still ungovernable

#FortNakamoto #GM #CoffeeChain #WakeZapRepeat #SatsBeforeSunlight #RiseAndResist