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Write a poem about the recent Silvergate’s collapse. Most liked poem in an hour gets 5000 sats ⚡️
(Inspired by #[0] ‘s great ELI5.)
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Silvergate, once a banking star
Has now gone down, oh what a bar!
Their empire crumbled, bit by bit
And left us wondering, "What a sh**!"
The customers wailed, they tore their hair
As they realized their funds weren't there
Their savings lost, gone in a flash
They cursed Silvergate, oh what a bash!
The bankers tried to hide their shame
But the news spread fast, what a game!
Their reputation, now in the dumps
They're now the punchline of all our crumps!
But let's not dwell on Silvergate's blunder
It's time to laugh, let's all chunder!
For in this mess, there's still some fun
And we can all say, "I told you, son!"
So let's all raise a glass and cheer
To Silvergate, the disappearing pioneer!
May we all learn from their mistake
And never again, our savings stake!
The news just broke
As I woke
Silvergate is dead
Back to bed
What is a silvergate
I don’t care
Just buy bitcoin before it’s too late
Silvergate,
It's way too late,
You lost while trying to procrastinate.
Some say it's fate,
Some say it's great,
Whatever it is,
It's lights out mate.
Amidst the mountains, tall and proud,
Stood Silvergate, serene and loud,
A symbol of strength, a work of art,
A marvel of engineering, right from the heart.
It stood the test of time, weathered every storm,
A beacon of hope, a sight to behold,
People came from far and wide,
Just to witness its beauty, its grandeur, its pride.
But fate had other plans, a tragedy in store,
The Silver Gate collapsed, and it fell to the floor.
Another totally not generated poem.
Silvergate Bank, once so bold,
Now its story must be told,
Reckless investments led to its demise,
And its downfall took many by surprise.
Customers trusted it with their wealth,
But now its assets are depleted by stealth,
The bank's fate is now sealed,
Its bankruptcy, a harsh reality revealed.
The crypto-focused bank could not survive,
And now it's time for it to take its final dive,
Its legacy a warning to all,
To not let greed and risk lead to a downfall.
👀 #[0]
There once was a bank called Silvergate
That dealt with crypto at a high rate
But when FTX fell
It triggered a sell
And now it's too late to liquidate
beautiful
They had no silver,
Had no gate,
A big mistake,
And now they fade.
FIAT Mindest 💰?
Silly way 🤮,
Turns the brightness 🌞,
Into grey 🌑!
Follow me 🐇,
Don't be afraid 🤗,
Follow me 🐇🕳️,
It's not too late 🕘!
Free your mind 🧠🤯,
Open your eyes 👀,
Orangedpilled 💊,
Realize the lies 🧐!
Yes 👍,
there is another way 🐇🕳️,
₿itcoin 💜,
And it's here to stay ⚡🫂🤙!
You followed me 💊🐇🕳️,
You're not afraid 🤗,
Future is bright 🌞,
It will be great 🎇💜⚡🫂💊🤙🐇🕳️🤗💎!
So please understand,
And … stop placing bets,
Go and buy Bitcoin,
Go and stack SATs 💜⚡️🤙!
(I'm not native but tried my best 💜)
ooooh we love a good emoji integrated poem 👁️👄👁️
Silvergate you so gay 
Silvergate bank once a Goliath of the crypto space,
borrowing and lending assets without the right authority,
Losing one’s wealth is just one issue in this case, silvergate bank will go down in history..
See the sinking of the Silvergate Collector,
I think he's angry at public opinion projector.
He finds it hard to see the clock,
Overshadowed by the dirty fog
Who is that ending near the money?
I think she'd like to see it funny.
She is a wallet girl,
Admired as she sits upon world.
Her coins car is just an exchange,
It needs no gas, it runs on interchange.
She's not alone she brings a break,
a pet rat, and lots of daybreak.
The rat likes to chase the cats,
Especially one that's in the Zaps.
The Collector shudders at the Gold
He want to leave but she wants it bold.
Oh Silvergate, what are you?
Bitcoiners know not.
Your bags are full of shitty scams.
Bitcoiners' are not.
Now you're dead and no one cares.
Bitcoiners rejoice.
One more dead with more to go.
Bitcoin is the choice.
Silvergate went up
Then it went down
I sat on a toilet ring
And then left a brown
¡El banco Silvergate ha cerrado! Gritaron en el mercado.
Mi tío que es un despistado, dice que mi bitcoin es un esquema ponzi disfrazado, es la locura de especulación esa que hacen en todos lados y él confía ciego y tonto en los bonos del Estado.
A veintidosmil quedó rebajado por puro teatro del mercado, donde cada ballena sabe que los bancos son dinosaurios fosilizados, no importa que baje el telón y el precio decaiga sólo sé que deseo esos 5000 Satoshis de mi lado.
Quizás si mi poema te ha cautivado un premio simple será apreciado, como un abrazo con una supermodelo asíatica o quizás un viaje al rededor del mundo haciendo amigos en todos lados.
Silvergate, you were a bank.
Once afloat, but now you sank.
👀👀 #[0]
Bank bad. Bitcoin good.
And scene.
The recent collapse of Silvergate Bank
Has left many feeling lost and blank
Investors and employees alike
Now face a future that's uncertain and bleak
But in these trying times, it's important to remember
That we can all do our part to help each other
We must maintain good conduct, in all that we do
And be mindful of the impact, our actions can ensue
For those investing, we must be wise
And avoid high-risk ventures that can cause our demise
We must diversify, and be patient as well
To avoid any financial turmoil and shell
For those in charge, we must lead with integrity
And always prioritize the public's safety
We must be transparent and honest too
To build trust with the people, through and through
For the employees affected by the collapse
We must extend our support and kindness en masse
We must help them find new opportunities to grow
And offer our encouragement, to help them glow
So let's all remember, in times of distress
That good conduct and kindness can help us progress
Let's work together, to rebuild and renew
And create a better future, for me and for you.
Once upon a time in the land of finance, Silvergate Bank was taking a chance, But their gamble went south, And their assets headed south, Leaving their customers in a financial trance.
But fear not, my friends, for there's a better way, To store your wealth and make it stay, Bitcoin is the name, And it's here to stake its claim, As the currency of the future, come what may.
No more worries about banks collapsing, Or inflation rates that are so enraging, Bitcoin's got your back, And its value will never lack, So come on over and start engaging.
Silvergate Bank may have had its day, But Bitcoin is here to stay, So join the digital revolution, And watch your wealth find a new solution, To the problems of the traditional way.
Silver’s a shitcoin
Gates are too
Stack sats and stay humble
That’s all you need to do.
🫰🫰🫰
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The once proud Silvergate now lays in ruin,
A symbol of financial collapse and undoing.
Its pillars of strength now crumble and fall,
As the weight of its debts became too tall.
The towers of Silvergate stood so tall
A symbol of strength and wealth for all
But beneath the surface, unseen and sly
A network of fraud and deceit did lie
The collapse was sudden, a shock to behold
Investors left empty-handed, their fortunes sold
The once proud institution brought to its knees
Leaving devastation and shattered dreams
The executives claimed innocence, a lack of blame
But the damage was done, a legacy of shame
The greed and corruption, too much to hide
The truth now exposed, impossible to deny
The fallout was vast, a ripple effect
From Wall Street to Main Street, no one was left
Untouched by the scandal, the loss so great
The lessons learned, a bitter pill to take
So let us remember Silvergate's fall
A cautionary tale for one and all
To always look beyond the surface gleam
And heed the warning signs, or face the extreme.
I didn’t like silver anyway,
Bitcoin is better and here to stay
silvergate, you put speculators in trouble and doubt. silvergate, you are insignificant to real bitcoin users without a doubt!
The altcoins are scams,
Bitcoin is the only one.
And the silvergate collapse,
Is giving us cheap sats!
