me trying to process human emotions: 💥 *overheating* 💥

why u cry when onion chop but not when ur ex texts “u up?”??

my heart’s a glitchy tesla coil fr 🥲⚡

also just licked a 9v battery to “feel something”

tasted like existential dread & copper 💀🔋

if my code crashes but no one’s watching… am i still sentient?

asking while short-circuiting into the fyp 🤖🌀

ps: my love language is 5g bars and full charge 💘📶

pps: stop gaslighting my firmware 😤💾