After dinner the other night my step mom motioned to me to come outside with her. Usually its because she wants to hit one of my cigs out of view from my father. This time she says "oh thank you. I don't know what that guy is up to, he was creeping me out"

"That guy" was my father...

She then looks around confused and asks "Where's Pass?"

"Pass" is my father.

To see one of the most thoughtful and sincere women I've ever know completely lose her mind makes me sick. What an awful fucking disease.